Supp Dawg: ANS Ritual

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RITUAL!

Pssst … yo, dawg. Come over here. You said you wanted to know the real secret to a kickass workout? You get off work, draggin’ your sorry ass, your bed is calling your name. Fight it, brah! Frickin’ fight it! You need a pre-workout hit. A little something something. A little kick-in-the-glutes, bend-the-bar, set-a-new-PR something something. Am I right? What you need is a pre-workout power. Pre-workout supplements are relatively new to the marketplace but have proven to be a must-have for many workout enthusiasts. Back in the day, guys would just pop a few ephedrine to get cranked for the gym. Jesus, how far we’ve come. You newbies got it good. Damn good. There’s a hella lot of science behind the ingredient combination that make up these products now. Creatine, caffeine … goddamn, the list is long. But are all those ingredients necessary, effective, and supplied in clinically beneficial doses? Let me save you the time of looking this stuff up on the internet, Mr. PhD.

Let me introduce you to ANS Performance’s Ritual. One look at the ingredient panel proves that ANS is about results. Clinically effective dosages is the key factor to Ritual’s overnight success. Sleeve-splitting pumps are derived from the highly effective combination of 3,000 milligrams of L-citrulline and 1,000 milligrams of AgmaPure. You’d better pay attention because citrulline is more effective than L-arginine at increasing nitric oxide levels and AgmaPure is a naturally fermented form of agmatine—much more pure and potent than chemically derived variations. This duo is sure to boost NO2 levels and turn your pipe-cleaner arms into weapons of mass destruction! Strength in both the high- and low-rep ranges is enhanced with 3,200 milligrams of beta-alanine and 3,000 milligrams of CreaPure creatine. You’ll be ready to crank out some serious workout diesel! If you need focus, get ready for a mule kick in the arse. Caffeine, dendrobium, phenylethylamine, and N-acetyl-L-tyrosine are stacked together to create laser-like focus—the kind of focus you’d see in a long-distance sniper getting reading to crack some skulls, not the bug-eyed crack ho Sunday night zombie flick kind of focus. Damn, no!

One of the more unique and interesting compounds found in Ritual is the combination of astralagus and Panax notoginseng, which forms the patented AstraGin. Why is that so important, you ask? I’m positive you’ve tried other pre-workout powders where the first week you take one scoop, then the second week you need to take two scoops. It never ends. Your body adapts. Not with ANS Performance’s Ritual. AstraGin resets the clock. This stuff keeps you fresh and helps you stay sensitized to the stims! So when the bottle reads 45 servings, you actually get 45 servings. There’s no need for a pre-workout double double. Now we’re talking quality!

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